I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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