Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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