Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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