Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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