Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
