i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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