I don't think brook has ever known best
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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