I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize