Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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