so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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