If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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