Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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