i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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