Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
