? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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