yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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