I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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