I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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