it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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