That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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