my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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