And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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