After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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