exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the night ended with taco bell and tears
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
