put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
