You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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