i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
