You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
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