I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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