Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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