i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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