She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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