You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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