I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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