It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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