Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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