i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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