My friends, they love my intelligence
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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