But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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