is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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