You work out of a Hotel?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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