I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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