So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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