marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She even gives head with a lisp.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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