I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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