She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
false alarm, still single
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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