am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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