I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Randomize
