Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
