I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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