3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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