im drinking this country out of the recession.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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