I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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