Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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