I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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