This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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