You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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