Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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