Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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