I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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