so explain again why im purple
no
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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