now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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